you know when you're old when...

You know all of those advertisements that they put on the side of the page on your Facebook page. They usually have to do with diets for celebrity fan clubs. Mine always suggests the Bob Dylan fan club which I don't mind.

Well today I had a real demographic kicker. a new advertisement appeared clearly targeted to the 'mature' market. It was a dating agency aimed at old people. The only request from the geezer in the advertisement was for a "faithful wife". Faithful translates to someone who will make three squares a day and do the laundry. The site is called SENIOR PEOPLE MEET. Avoid at all costs unless you are a man without a cleaning lady.